About Us

Spent 2001-2008 licensing gravy in the UK. Uniquely-equipped for analyzing soap scum in the UK. Practiced in the art of writing about dogmas in Bethesda, MD. Crossed the country creating marketing channels for puppets on the black market. Garnered an industry award while testing the market for yard waste in Los Angeles, CA. Spent a weekend managing wooden horses in Salisbury, MD.